cant be back on my shit if im just like this

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[catastrophic-cryptid]

*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal 

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[zerojanitor]

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the removal of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

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[crymeariveronceagain]

What kind of complex do you have?

God complex, inferiority complex, savior complex, martyr complex, guilt complex, oedipus complex... there are so many ways you could be perc

uquiz.com

UQUIZ!!! go have fun!!!

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[modernbaseball]

Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It's so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here

[modernbaseball]

For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:

It's ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself

[stobotnik]

[propaganda-inc]

Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn't even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout

[vergess]

The sauce:

Copycat Chick fil A Sauce Recipe

Chick-fil-A Sauce is a delicious cross between honey mustard and bbq that tastes even better than the original. Being able to make this amaz

The Recipe Critic

The chicken (deep fried):

Chick-Fil-A Spicy Chicken Sandwich Recipe

Enjoy a delicious Chick-fil-a Spicy Chicken Sandwich anytime you want at home. This copycat recipe is easy to make and so tasty.

Eating on a Dime

Air fryer version:

Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich

Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich is juicy chicken that is super crispy in every bite. It tastes just like the real thing!

Air Frying Foodie

Fresh lemonade:

Chick Fil A Lemonade Recipe - CopyKat Recipes

Chick Fil A Lemonade is sweet, tart, and deliciously refreshing. Get the easy copycat recipe and learn how to make lemonade with lemon juice

CopyKat Recipes

Lemonade milkshake:

Chick Fil A Lemonade

Make your own homemade Chick Fil A Frosted Lemonade at home. Enjoy this summer treat any time of year. #chickFilA #copycat #lemonade

CopyKat Recipes

Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).

Simply look for a "copycat recipe" for the item, eg, "chikfila copycat chicken recipe."

There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.

[britcision]

Chik Fil A contributes to groups who think trans people should be forcibly sterilised

No chicken is that fucking good

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fyi tumblr is fucking over people with custom domains

[re-lmayer]

if you have a custom domain set, DO NOT UNTICK THE BUTTON on blog settings. you’re not allowed to add it back. (nope, that’s not mentioned anywhere on blog settings itself.) if you switch hosts and need to update nameservers, congrats! you’re fucked

custom domains were a feature that’s been available over a decade, but they’ve been unceremoniously removed. the idea of “legacy” domains is a joke

this is doubly egregious because they absolutely could be selling domains for people that don’t have one, while still allowing those of us that already had a domain to keep using ours. they also don’t even allow you to pay to use your own. so if someone bought a domain specifically to use on tumblr, if they accidentally untick the button then poof! they’re fucked because they can’t re-buy their own domain from tumblr 

it’s honestly pathetic how much of a transparent cash grab this is at worst, and how badly implemented this was at best. this is what happens when you accept incompetency as a modus operandi bc “lol quirky hellsite”

i highly, HIGHLY recommend not investing in this feature due to that incompetency and lack of transparency

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[wanderrghost]

I would like to share with you all some absolutely raw advice my mom gave me about my anxiety today

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[lalallorona]

does the person you reblogged this from seem like

a big city kid

mid city kid

suburbs kid

small town kid

countryside kid

idk smth else (tags?)

rb for sample size! ive always lived in a big city and i forget ppl grew up elsewhere so. ye

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[lcewarden]

apparently "I'm in the house like carpet" wasn't originally written for persona, it was actually a sample from a german royalty-free stock sound library that also includes vocal samples. to quote genius.com

The song’s lyrics are lifted from the track “Swiny House” by the German sample CD company Masterbits. Masterbits provides musical and vocal samples and is heavily used by Japanese video game soundtracks

this has led me to a startling discovery

im in the house like carpet. isolated vocals

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[argumate]

too lazy to actually make the meme but imagine three regular sized apples labelled “regular sized apples” next to an apple twice their size labelled “fucker”.

[gaymanwithanoversizedhoodie]

Forgot the numbers and just had a vision of what the meme could be

[the-haiku-bot]

Forgot the numbers

and just had a vision of

what the meme could be

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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[xenoqueenie]

when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time

[atomic-cat-dragon]

[ID: A stock photo of someone with short brown hair lying down on a couch and holding a bucket of popcorn, with a smug/intrigued expression on their face. /End ID]

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[the-nobody-tournament]

what trait should contestant 64 receive? their current traits are cat lover, stuck in a timeloop, and pretending everything is fine!

going through a friend breakup that might be causing the timeloop

works retail

physical changes to their body don't reset

makes cat puns whenever cats are mentioned

trying to save contestant 16 through the timeloop

created the timeloop themself to spend more time with their cat

only remembers some of the previous iteration

"can leave the timeloop at any time"

their cat is also aware of the timeloop

victim of contestant 16's meddling